How does a Welshman turn on the Large Hadron Collider?
Caerphilly.
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My Missus just rang me to talk about this Large Hadron Collider thingy.
I couldn't understand a bloody word of it.
Its days like this I wish she was Blonde and from Essex.
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After the big experiment today in the Hadron Collider, "Recreating the Big Bang".
This got me thinking why don't the good folk of Britain get Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling to crash head on at the speed of light and see if we can get any cash out of them?
We could call it the "Hard-on Collider."
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Isn't it a little amusing that there are so many people terrified that the world will end with the Large Hadron Collider gets turned on?
Personally, I think its f*cking hilarious that the mighty Yanks are now scared of Switzerland.
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Today the world could end, when a machine deep below the French-Swiss border,
will fire two atoms at each other and split them potentially causing a black hole.
At least the French will get it before we do...
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Instead of performing their experiment today, scientists at CERN have decided
instead to merely release nude pictures of teenagers on their website.
Now THAT's a Large Hardon Provider.