Story Time

[scoot]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69 er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee , said to his twin brothers,tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour. while this was going on mickie and gazer unzipped.

out popped a huge telescope from gazers ,star studded boxers

 

[damage]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69 er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee , said to his twin brothers,tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour. while this was going on mickie and gazer unzipped.

out popped a huge telescope from gazers ,star studded boxers. mickie puckered up to recive

 

[scoot]

BADBOY

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: uk
Posts: 1622

Points: 1199
woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!!

 

[huggi]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

 

[Dutcho]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy

 

[Gary Jackson]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

 

[Dutcho]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.


:Clap:

 

[Gary Jackson]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

 

[scoot]

The randy scottish bloke!

Registered: Feb 2002
Location: South Shields
Posts: 206

Points: 561
woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days

 

[Dutcho]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

 

[davidh]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for

 

[damage]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

 

[scoot]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!

 

[huggi]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!



As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore

 

[davidh]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thaught i was the bitch today ??you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,Who where were trying to chat up D.A. Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each
Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped. Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers.Mickie puckered up to recieve But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS
Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.
DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?....."Not on yer nelly cried jock!"Gotta get it back to huggi"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.
so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will
As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!
As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore but all very happy it was a good nights work where do we go from here? asked the passing stranger who turned out to be

 

[scoot]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!



As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore
but all very happy it was a good nights work where do we go from here?
asked the passing stranger who turned out to be Sir Alex Fergerson laden with trophys

 

[huggi]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!



As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore
but all very happy it was a good nights work where do we go from here?
asked the passing stranger who turned out to be Sir Alex Fergerson laden with trophys. Well Alex me ole groper we should do some lapdancing bars tomorrow night

 

[damage]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!



As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore
but all very happy it was a good nights work where do we go from here?
asked the passing stranger who turned out to be Sir Alex Fergerson laden with trophys which were pubes cut from his Conquests that night

 

[scoot]

woke up one morning to find a stranger in bed with me. I asked her where's Damage gone, with his wooly boxers? around his ankles,and his shirt.

She replied, hes gone as a body double in the new part 2 of Silence of the Lambs ,called Shut up Ewes set in liverpool.
Then along came huggi with his broken phones up his ass .

All of a sudden there was a ringing tone coming out of his starfish?? a chocolate one, but scoot quickley licked it then realised what it was and spat it out, but couldnt resist going back for more!

But when he returned Speccy was on all fours being done by Narabdela,"

Heiniken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!!!"" ,

he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thaught i was the bitch today ??

you brut. you brut. you brut.he cries (in a sheepish voice)
which brings me to the Aberdonian night club where

Up against the bar where Jockey 69er an Dutcho who looked like two Afghan refugee's,

Who where were trying to chat up D.A.

Da soon told them were to go (as she prefers the other sex)and they came away from the bar with a triple jack dee each

Jack Dee said to his twin brothers,"

Tell them to ferk off, i,m on the comedy zone in an hour."

while this was going on Mickie and Gazer unzipped.

Out popped a huge telescope from gazers star studded boxers
.
Mickie puckered up to recieve

But got knocked out of the way by Huggi who was on it like a Ferret!!!! But then just as mickie got knocked out of the way so did huggi by none other than that spunky monkey, MONKEYSPUNKS

Money shrieked with delight as he as he sucked Gaza’s telescope, hum I like old mouldy cheese. But before he could moisten the cheese enough to lick it off scoot took monkey from behind to make a three some, he had stolen DA’s strap on to cover his own inadequacy.

As all this was going on,Jocky went off to the men's and slipped into the legendery rubber mini and accesories,which Mrs Jocky had stashed behind the lavvy.

DA saw jock strut out in his tight rubber skirt and shaven legs, her jaw dropped and so did her pants. She was a man trapped inside a women’s body and it seemed that jock was in fact a women in a man body. Could this be a match made in heaven ??? Just then the was a terrible scream which broke DA’s longing gaze across the room at jock, She turn to see Gaz running around the bar screaming and monkey running after him with the severed ‘telescope’ in his mouth.

Confusion set in ...........DA was getting stuck into Jocky,Gaz was still chasing Monkey around with Huggi following , Speccy and Narabdela were at the bar gazing into each others eyes.......

Scoot cried out.....Hoy Jock!!! can I try on your rubber mini?.......will it fit me?.....

"Not on yer nelly cried jock!

"Gotta get it back to huggi

"He ordered it out of the catalogue and always wears them and sends them back within 14 days


Onesize fit's all my arse, thought narabdela. I bet I could not fit in it even with the help of my KY jelly.

so i will have to go naked huggi wont mind, but i wiill have to watch for the manchester bum bandits as they will

As the nightclub closed an they all drifted away damage shouted" Ferk it I,m going kerb crawlin !!!!. Before i fall Asheep!!!



As day rose ont he new morning, damage, monkey, gazer and the rest of the gang was sore
but all very happy it was a good nights work where do we go from here?

asked the passing stranger.

who turned out to be Sir Alex Fergerson laden with trophys which were pubes cut from his Conquests that night.

"That Turnip head Taylors missus had the longest" he shrieked unlike her husband who had the shortest,

careers that is , lol

 

[allroad]

"That Turnip head Taylors missus had the longest" he shrieked look its posh becks and romeo what are they doing?