Dogs, noise and sh!t

So did you give them the shits? I thought cheeky monkey was funny. "It's a shitbath!"...... Hilarious. Bet she had no sex that night, unless she was german. ;)
 
I know exactly what ya mean m8 i have 2 Dogs next door but 1 to me although the garden is next to mine so really next door every time i go out in the garden the fooking things bark constant and to make it worse he has two huge sheds that are filled with poxy pidgeons they shit everywere my fence is covered in it, I even had to empty my pool the other day because it was full of feathers and shite the council wont do nothing as i have tried but because im not a council tenant there not interested.
Im still looking into ways of getting rid of em but not come up with anything other than get my shotgun out and blast the bastards but i cant do that lol.

breed cats let them go ferile. job done.
 
out of interest, what would a viagra do to a dog? reminds me of a joke about an *****ion in the vets getting his claws clipped ... :proud:
 
out of interest, what would a viagra do to a dog? reminds me of a joke about an *****ion in the vets getting his claws clipped ... :proud:

....Weeeeell, our dog used to chew his own knob, so viagra would have made his smile bigger! loll.
 
out of interest, what would a viagra do to a dog? reminds me of a joke about an *****ion in the vets getting his claws clipped ... :proud:
viagra doesnt work as ppl expect
u still have to start it by hand
lol
 
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