My girlfriend

I’ve bought myself a George Formby Antivirus kit. It’s very good at cleaning Windows. Hahaha oops sorry Rat :blushing:
 
I said knock fecking knock

I think he's on nights all week mate. Try again in the morning, or I can sign for something if you want....... hang on a minute.... <rummages behind door before emerging>
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How's this for a sign d'bag?

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:D

Sorry if I offended any one fingered, one thumbed perverts, or anyone on the Paralympic shadow hand puppet teams.
 
I can't believe this - I found out today that both my girlfriends are cheating on me.
 
I was LOL at this thread tbh .... come on peeps, this is what jokes are about ... Humor ! race this, race that... ! does it really matter..........
 
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