My girlfriend

[speedy1234]

how do you confuse a jewish person ??
stick a penny in a round room and tell them its in the corner .. bum bum

did i just stereo type then ??

 

[miggy]

Kodak has filed for bankruptcy… more details to come as the story develops.

 

[sticky]

Miggy walks into room to see wiz wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
Then wiz says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[Exos]

how do you confuse a jewish person ??
stick a penny in a round room and tell them its in the corner .. bum bum

did i just stereo type then ??

That's cornerist.

 

[miggy]

Miggy walks into room to see wiz wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
Then wiz says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Where they black or white nuts sticky?

 

[speedy1234]

Where they black or white nuts sticky?

ffs miggy you cant say that tut tut

 

[Him Her]

Hmm, this the longest thread I've seen for a while. Hopefully, shorter threads will be inspired by the challenge and longer threads will not become complacent.

Equality opportunity for threads I say!

 

[miggy]

I saw a fat woman with a “M.O.B.” tattoo on her arm.

“Money over bitches?” I asked,

She said, “No, McDonalds over Burger King.”

 

[miggy]

I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed “OOH OOH AAH AAH” like a monkey.

It was a chip pan, see.

 

[wiz569]

Miggy walks into room to see wiz wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
Then wiz says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Nooooooooooooo

Now I need therapy

Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk 2

 

[miggy]

Nooooooooooooo

Now I need therapy

Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk 2

Tough I am busy this weekend pmpl :Laugh:

 

[miggy]

I’ve just been fixing my son’s computer when I got a shock off the processor. It megaHz

 

[wiz569]

Tough I am busy this weekend pmpl :Laugh:

Barsteward now I'll have to talk to myself

Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk 2

 

[miggy]

Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican. Oops racist sorry :blushing:

 

[Exos]

Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican. Oops racist sorry :blushing:

You can be arrested for grabbing another mans Taco without consent.

 

[miggy]

My mate who was a farmer had a hair brained scheme to breed genetically modified sheep that were twice the size of normal ones. To do so he had to re-mortgage his house to finance it but things didn’t go to plan. Although the sheep were larger they weren’t as big as he’d hoped and he couldn’t afford the repayments on his loan. Suffice to say the bank repossessed his house and land, leaving him with just his sheep, nowhere to live and penniless.

The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.

 

[Exos]

My mate who was a farmer had a hair brained scheme to breed genetically modified sheep that were twice the size of normal ones. To do so he had to re-mortgage his house to finance it but things didn’t go to plan. Although the sheep were larger they weren’t as big as he’d hoped and he couldn’t afford the repayments on his loan. Suffice to say the bank repossessed his house and land, leaving him with just his sheep, nowhere to live and penniless.

The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

 

[miggy]

I was in the cinema with my girlfriend today, and I said to her, “I am going to be with you all the way until the end.”

She said, “Aww that’s so sweet,” then rested her head on my shoulder.

When the credits started rolling, I said, “Right, you can fook off now. You’re dumped.”

 

[Him Her]

So long as no-one makes a joke about bum-sex - they're just a pain in the ass...

And no menstrual jokes - period.

 

[sticky]

Ok so what's the difference from sexism from racist so does this me I have to post in adult room some women with all her cloths On