Must be rough around your area m8
It is indeed wiz its full of Man United fans.
Are you saying all slap heads are naughty boys Mr Muskrat?.
Nah mate, just that little, bald, mealy mouthed, sh*te talker...C'mon, even his own people shafted him when he was leader
Don't apologise H, its a hard life being the only Blue in a red world but life goes on mate. After all the local tip is a long way and having good neighbours comes in really handy. Back to topic I think.OMG! I am sooo sorry!
Don't apologise H, its a hard life being the only Blue in a red world but life goes on mate. After all the local tip is a long way and having good neighbours comes in really handy. Back to topic I think.
Okay! Figured out how to live on £53 a week - BRB
"Be right back", internet/chat slang, also sometimes treated as a synonym of "bathroom break"
Bank of the Republic of Burundi
Benefits Review Board.
Birmingham Royal Ballet.
British Railways Board.
Guess it's the first, but looks like one of "Those" threads !
Sounds like just another day at the office to me H.Nope, went to deal with summat...
...anyway, back to living on £53 a week.
1 - ditch ALL possessions (£53 a week per person we're talking here so they all ditch)
2 - week one, you all starve and gather the means to survive I.e. bivvy bags on EBay (£9.99) - more later
3 - locate your local McDonalds
4 - now, that bivvy bag, nip round to your local Army n Navy store and use the remaining £43 for warm stuff
5 - and a waterproof
6 - when it's light, walk up and down places looking for stuff to nick
7 - when it's getting close to tea time head back to McDonalds and get a Big Mac (second and subsequent weeks)
8 - a Big Mac is about £3 so £21 a week so a McMuffin for brekkie is in the budget
9 - skip lunch and just do McMuffin and Big Mac - about 2000 calories but you ain't moving much so no worries
Then just hit the bivvy until tomorrow, what's the problem?
Oh, remember Winter? You'll have to do some aggravated crime around the end of September so you can get banged up for Winter and be out for Spring.
I would have posted this in Fun & Laughter but I didn't get the joke
Sounds like just another day at the office to me H.
Enjoying this but haven't quite worked out the plonker pulling order yet.
BRB
Only another 3000 posts to go
Not my target, somebody frightened me with mention of a prize subscription to goat weekly ! :Biggrin2:
Just as we were moving to a more humorous diversion...muskrat gets slapped lol
Wiz? You let who live where? Oh, right, Ireland is full of ManU supporters - sorry, a bit dim tonight
...Oh the delights of monkey hanger land...
Bloody immigrants pretending to be Welsh ffs - don't know the difference between goats and sheep lol
[Disclaimer - yes, I KNOW it's off topic, sorry]
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