How can i win back a girls heart?

[manutd4life]

When they phone back, just give them your address and tell them to come round. Nobody ever does.

i would mate.

 

[Jooooles]

aye i wish she would get tae **** i don't need this shite

shes a **** whoevers got her now is more than welcome to her good luck tae him

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

just read the last replys just turn your phone off for a week are so she will be finding some over mug to pester as soon as i read the start of this post I could tell she was a immature slute

I hate girls like this like this girls I like real ( women ) smart quiet and not into trouble

 

[Munkey]

how do i block numbers?

i can't believe its came to this

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

I haven't read the whole thread but if you want revenge on someone and have their mobile number I can get that person subbed onto some very expensive chatlines with no comeback to you.

 

[Kruger]

I haven't read the whole thread but if you want revenge on someone and have their mobile number I can get that person subbed onto some very expensive chatlines with no comeback to you.

Quality lol

 

[dont do it it"ll hurt]

give her my throw away number and i'll give her some grief for you wont say you been calling her a slut or nowt promise

 

[Exclusive]

Am the age of this girl it sounds like she 16/17, i think you must be 17 to,

she sounds like a right nutta,

best thing to do, is move on and CHANGE ur number, get a free 02 sim and use that

 

[mozr]

I can hear wedding bells...

I'm taking bets on what gav and his ex are going to call their first baby?

You know mad people who fight like this always get back together.

It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

 

[v14]

I can hear wedding bells...

funny that .... all I can hear is police sirens :slaps:

 

[MFCGMFC]

to many folk have my number to change it lol

i'll just fone o2 and get a block on it

cheers everyone

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

 

[karym6]

I had to do that very recently - works a treat

 

[MFCGMFC]

whats the number for o2 tae get folk blocked?

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

 

[marty]

whats the number for o2 tae get folk blocked?

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

1702 - Customer services

 

[Teeny]

well tonight was the last straw

i was out playin pool the nite then out of the blue she turns up with her new bf and i'm thinking WTF? i chased his car out the car park standing with a ultras t-shirt on shouting FCUKING MON THEN!!!



Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

oh dear......thats the worst thing u could of done.......excactly wot she wanted hun, u both fighting over her....should of just totally ignored her.

 

[MFCGMFC]

theres a pool lifeguard course on at my work this week and there is a couple of nice looking girls in it all round aboutmy agegroup

so i'll be makeing enquiries with them regarding fone numbers tomorrow

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

 

[manutd4life]

theres a pool lifeguard course on at my work this week and there is a couple of nice looking girls in it all round aboutmy agegroup

so i'll be makeing enquiries with them regarding fone numbers tomorrow

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

push them in the water, jump in and save them, then give em mouth to mouth.

or you could just wear your speedos lol

 

[JT86]

or you could just wear your speedos lol

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Sorry to hear about the grief it has caused you m8, hope it all works out for you anyway!

 

[manutd4life]

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Sorry to hear about the grief it has caused you m8, hope it all works out for you anyway!

pmsl @ gav in that video, nice find JT86

 

[witchy]

this bastard wont leave me alone WTF dae i do?

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC

O2 are giving away free SIMS mate

When I was a teenager the usual threats were 'I'll kick your head in ya prick", these days they are using "I'll slit your throat!", that's a bit graphic innit!?

Arrange a square go with him and boot the shit out of the fanny, he's acting all tough to impress your 'exe', he obviously wants a shot of her tits aswell.

Christ that's how you know your using a computer too much, I called your 'ex' and 'exe'

 

[pburns]

ooh, mate, you've got her by the balls.

Do as Davidh is saying and watch her crumble.

thought it was her tits he liked, .... So she has nuts too! Id be careful Mt8.

 

[chronoman]

Best thread i've read in ages for laughing (i know i shouldnt).

I still reckon boning the m8 is the best option and making sure she finds out that will fry her head