bash213001
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While I was driving down the M1 to Leicester the other day, (going alittle faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see, a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk,asked:
Runway too short?
To which I replied, I'm late for work,
To which he asked, What do you do,
I'm a rectum stretcher I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused.
A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
Well I said, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, i work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,
And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?
To which I politely replied,
You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...
Speeding ticket: £105.00.
Court costs: £45.
Look on copper's face: Priceless
Runway too short?
To which I replied, I'm late for work,
To which he asked, What do you do,
I'm a rectum stretcher I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused.
A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
Well I said, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, i work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,
And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?
To which I politely replied,
You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...
Speeding ticket: £105.00.
Court costs: £45.
Look on copper's face: Priceless
