a chilly tale

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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are talking
>>>about
>>>how they died.
>>>
>>> 1st woman:
>>> I froze to death.
>>>
>>> 2nd woman:
>>> How horrible!
>>>
>>>1st woman:
>>>It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
>>>get
>>>warm
>>>and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>>>
>>>2nd woman:
>>>I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
>>>cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
>>>instead, I
>>>found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>>>
>>>1st woman:
>>>So what happened?
>>>
>>>2nd woman:
>>>I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
>>>started
>>>running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
>>>searched,
>>>and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
>>>and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
>>>everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
>>>over
>>>with a
>>>heart attack and died!
>>>
>>>1st woman:
>>>Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
>>>alive!!!

 

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