countryboy
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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in the front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or
any similar beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY AND PASS THIS ON !!
So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in the front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or
any similar beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY AND PASS THIS ON !!
