Tree killing for beginners

lmfao just imagine it.......dutch caught outside bo***ck naked with his stealth drill and bottle of oil:Laugh:
 
just use turps or paint stripper

or i would drill a hole about 5cm in to the tree and pour n petrol ever few days so it soaks in

then get some potassium nitrate or some weed killer with a high potassium chlorate in it wich is a oxidising agent add some charcol and a tea spoon of sulphor

then add a bit of petrol so u can mould it and remember that 5cm hole?

fill it in there and add a fuse from a firework

in the night light it and just sleep nice and easy

it will blow a chunk out of the tree and the council will be forced to cut it down

it will be classed as dangerous

but after u filled it up and lit it get rid of any ingredients in ur house

u used to make it

that should do the trick

lol

"any information i provide is for educational purposes only"

"use it at ur will but i didn't tell u how to do it"

:Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers:
 
fes_786 said:
just use turps or paint stripper

or i would drill a hole about 5cm in to the tree and pour n petrol ever few days so it soaks in

then get some potassium nitrate or some weed killer with a high potassium chlorate in it wich is a oxidising agent add some charcol and a tea spoon of sulphor

then add a bit of petrol so u can mould it and remember that 5cm hole?

fill it in there and add a fuse from a firework

in the night light it and just sleep nice and easy

it will blow a chunk out of the tree and the council will be forced to cut it down

it will be classed as dangerous

but after u filled it up and lit it get rid of any ingredients in ur house

u used to make it

that should do the trick

lol

"any information i provide is for educational purposes only"

"use it at ur will but i didn't tell u how to do it"


U sound quite experienced in this line of work lol: shocked2 :angelwing
 
Dutcho said:
Sounds like a bit of witch craft ;)

its not witch craft m8 its just a simple mix from chemistry class on making gun powder

lol

i only tried it once and trust me its explosive and dangerous

"its for educational purposes only"

just look at the jolly roger cook book

lol

u will find some crazy stuff in it
 
Make some Napalm!! Mix styrofoam with petrol and pour it over it, then set it alight, watch it burn for a few days. Should kill it off:proud:
 
Last edited:
richah13 said:
Make some Naplam!! Mix styrofoam with petrol and pour it over it, then set it alight, watch it burn for a few days. Should kill it off:proud:


lmao i remember doing this in a park, the fire engines turned up, started spraying water everywhere and the fire just happily started floating down the hill towards the train station carried by all the water, funny as feck (when your a kid) watching the mayhem unfold as they chasing fire down a big hill with hand held CO2 extinguishers lmfao
 
i never new we had so many experienced tree surgeons on the forums... lol :)
 
richah13 said:
Make some Napalm!! Mix styrofoam with petrol and pour it over it, then set it alight, watch it burn for a few days. Should kill it off:proud:

lol tried that loads of times wicked laugh

i just mix up some very concentrated sufuric acid (60% pure) and spray it on the tree and whatch how it burns through
 
paul01 said:
i never new we had so many experienced tree surgeons on the forums... lol

we are multi tasking people with experince in loads of stuff

and trust me we are ur worst nightmare when it comes down to taking out those trees

lmfao

:Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers: :Cheers:
 
feckin hell. all this fuss over a tree.

just cut the fecker with a chainsaw.

cheers
 
Just wondered if the tree is showing any signs of passing over yet ?

Mine has been on a diesel intravenous drip ,for a couple of weeks .

Seems to be thriving !!
 
stu1 said:
Just wondered if the tree is showing any signs of passing over yet ?

Mine has been on a diesel intravenous drip ,for a couple of weeks .

Seems to be thriving !!


it wont be when you set it alight tho : shocked2

lol
 
Dutcho said:
Yeah m8, this one seems to have doubled in size with the rock salt and diesel treatment, lol just my luck I have a druggie tree ;)

You must have the same luck as me ....
 
tell the police the trees full of red desiel, customs will come and impound it then.

probably :proud:
 
Back
Top