*** Top Tips Section ***

[damage]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an
inexpensive vibrator ( tec babe)

 

[damage]

Housewives. When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff
broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the
side of the road every time you have a minor accident.

 

[damage]

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply
pissing in the sink

 

[damage]

Manchester United fans. Avoid an asymetrical bulge in your right arm
by masturbating furiously with your left arm too

 

[damage]

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of "rodeo sex." Take your
missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her boobs, call her by
the wrong name. See how long you can "stay mounted" for

 

[buckthehero]

lmfao......damage get in there !!!!!!

yes......a man with same humour as me and the missus

3 secs thinking


hold up

 

[buckthehero]

dont risk drowning if travelling by boat.....simply put bicyclr clips on and filling your trousers with ping pong balls

 

[IANB]

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of "rodeo sex." Take your

lmfao

 

[buckthehero]

make your neughbour think you are an alien by covering yourself in tin foil and making strange bleeping sounds in your garden late at night

p.s..... if you have weird neighbours do not do !!!!
i had the police round

 

[buckthehero]

damage this could be interesting if you dont start with the sheep thingy and try for some in the hamster games !!

 

[IANB]

dont do the above in a thunder storm

 

[buckthehero]

create your own sauna by inviting some friends round, get undressed and sit in a wardrobe throwing water over a electric bar heater

 

[buckthehero]

gentlemen, tempt ladies to give you a gob job by marinating baileys over your todger before hitting a night on the town

 

[buckthehero]

safari park visitors. prevent monkeys from climbing over your car by gluing broken glass all over the bonnet and roof

 

[buckthehero]

gentlemen, save money by phoning the local swimming baths and asking if there is any bikini clad babes in before leaving home

 

[buckthehero]

rats, improve your image by attaching a small brush to your tail and pretend to be a squirrel

 

[buckthehero]

ugly birds....come better looking by simply moving north

 

[buckthehero]

save money on expensive electric toothbrushes by simply placing your old brush in your black & decker drill