the last time i went to colwyn bay,
i was walking down the deserted beach ,
when i heard a whimpering coming from somewhere ,but could see nobody in sight,
i looked down and seen a little crab sobbing its heart out,
being the kind man i am i knelt down cupped the crab in my hand an i said,
"awwwwwwwww whats up little crab ?????
"why are you crying???
" is it because the sea has gone out , and you are stranded????
the crab looked me straight between the eyes and said ,
sob, sob, scratching between its thighs
no scoot " i think ive got fxxxing HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!
ILMAO
scootie