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[scoot]

OK THEN, LOL,

whats the difference between my brother il laws wife and blackpool tower,?????


not every ferkers been up blackpool tower, ilmao

scootie

 

[wasnotwasD]

whats the difference between my brother in laws wife and this scooter????

Yeah thats bad talking about your sister like that LOL

Though its more likely your sis-in-law i think and its terrible that your bro-in-law holds the licence, and someone else does the driving

They both done plenty miles, but the handlebars have'nt dropped on the scooter.

One's piston siezed, and, one's pist and s*a**ed.

You can fit a new barrel on the scooter.

Only one of them doesnt have a m.o.t .

 

[huggi]

i think they have some worn parts.................LOL

 

[scoot]

Though its more likely your sis-in-law i think

lol, i think yer quite right there diamond lol,


i must have been on the pop too much lol,


now where have i seen that scenario before lol,

my god you mods spot everything lol,

it makes it even worse cause i havnt got a sister lol, anyway later on i,m gonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaa rip my sisters knickers off,

why????????????


because there cutting into my bellybutton , ilmao


i wrote it an didnt pick up on it lol, ilmao

 

[scoot]

pps .

my m8 said to me tonite ,

"xxxx me why are you so fat scoot?????"

I replied





"BECAUSE M8 EVERYTIME I SxxG YOUR WIFE I EAT A BUISCUIT!!!!!!



rrflmao twice

REGARDS SCOOTIE

 

[les]

rflmao.......

by the way scoot ...........were they mini cookies

 

[scoot]

rrlmao

lol, les yes she worked at mcvities, ilmao.

ps in winter she used to ask fer the one bar electric fire.


regards scoot

 

[les]

one bar electric fire?.........wasn't that the mcvities hot k***????
lol.........oh thats it hob ***......my mistake.lol

 

[les]

why has my *** and my k*** turned into a line of asterisks?
wow its happened again???????????

 

[les]

k.n.o.b..............n.o.b............
aahhh......hob n.o.b......door k.n.o.b......bed k.n.o.b.......helmet......dome...!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scoot]

perhaps she thought i was in the secret service, les,

as she used to shout ROGER? ROGER?

MOORE! MOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I kept saying to her mi names scootie yer battie boy,

iiiiiii. as ali g would say, lol

ps if anyone would like to rent a scoot , the price is £100.00


reargaurds scoot