Boris - we must prevent a second spike
The media - lets set out a timetable of events to celebrate VE day
British public - lets get pissed in the street and as the booze kicks in lets all forget about social distancing and plaster it all over social media.
Boris a week later - theres been a huge rise in the number of corona virus cases and therefore we are introducing stricter lockdown measures.
British public - complain and bemoan a full lockdown until autumn
Media - blame the government.
I wish....
I'm working from home.