My name's fabien Barthez, i'm a bald headed frog, <br />I am a shit keeper, and a proper french k*ob, <br />I think i'm sh*t hot, always takin' the michael, <br />I will never be as good as Peter Schmeichel.
My name's Phil Nevill, i'm a loud mouthed manc, <br />My footballin' skills ain't worth a w*nk, <br />A well cocky bastard, and an ugly one at that, <br />I play for Man U, so i'm also a t*at.
My name is Japp Stam, I play at the back, <br />I play like a lemon, and I wish I was black, <br />I'm shaggin' the boss, but don't tell the guys, <br />I've been waitin' and waitin' for Sir Alec to rise.
My name is Wes Brown, 'wot's 'appnin' brother? <br />I'm not quite black but a very strange colour, <br />I can't find a bird with less than 4 holes, <br />Perhaps that's why I score own goals?
My name's Gary Neville, I look nothin' like my brother, <br />I think it's because we have a different mother? <br />I'm just as pig ugly which makes me quite sad, <br />We take it in turns, shaggin' our dad!
My name's Roy Keane, and I think i'm well 'ard, <br />I'm basically a gyppo who likes the red card, <br />A big headed paddy, always givin' it to the ref, <br />I must be prime suspect for the UVF?
My name's Ryan Giggs with a full head of curls, <br />At school I got battered by all the girls, <br />A bit of a show off and I think i'm quite pretty, <br />I'm too good for these clowns I should be at Man City.
My name's David Beckham, i'm sure you've heared, <br />I've got a stick insect that I call my bird, <br />I've got a big head and a d*ck like a maggot, <br />The rumours are true, i'm a red ravin' faggot!
My name's Luke Chadwick, I can play up front, <br />But have you ever seen a more ugly c*nt? <br />I'm riddled in acne but it might be the pox, <br />I could eat a roast dinner through my mum's letter box.
My name's Andy Cole and I came from the toon, <br />An arrogant f*cker, a typical maccaroon, <br />I've got no balls, but a 9 inch pork, <br />Which fits quite snuggly up the arse of Dwight York.
My name's Teddy but i'm hardly a bear, <br />I can swig 12 pints of lager from a dentist's chair, <br />All my team mates take it up the bottom, <br />Oh how I wish I could of stayed at Tottenham.
My name's Alec Ferguson or Sir would be nice, <br />For the last 2 years i've been shaggin' Posh Spice, <br />I'm a typical sweaty, sour faced old f*ck, but beneath this charade i'm as common' as muck. <br />I sink a few whiskey's before each game starts, just to keep me watchin' a team full of tarts. <br />If we look like we're loosin', i'll get out a few grand, and call the ref over, and give him a back hand.
So this is the end of Man U's song, unless the ref adds 5 minutes on!!!!!!!
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My name's Phil Nevill, i'm a loud mouthed manc, <br />My footballin' skills ain't worth a w*nk, <br />A well cocky bastard, and an ugly one at that, <br />I play for Man U, so i'm also a t*at.
My name is Japp Stam, I play at the back, <br />I play like a lemon, and I wish I was black, <br />I'm shaggin' the boss, but don't tell the guys, <br />I've been waitin' and waitin' for Sir Alec to rise.
My name is Wes Brown, 'wot's 'appnin' brother? <br />I'm not quite black but a very strange colour, <br />I can't find a bird with less than 4 holes, <br />Perhaps that's why I score own goals?
My name's Gary Neville, I look nothin' like my brother, <br />I think it's because we have a different mother? <br />I'm just as pig ugly which makes me quite sad, <br />We take it in turns, shaggin' our dad!
My name's Roy Keane, and I think i'm well 'ard, <br />I'm basically a gyppo who likes the red card, <br />A big headed paddy, always givin' it to the ref, <br />I must be prime suspect for the UVF?
My name's Ryan Giggs with a full head of curls, <br />At school I got battered by all the girls, <br />A bit of a show off and I think i'm quite pretty, <br />I'm too good for these clowns I should be at Man City.
My name's David Beckham, i'm sure you've heared, <br />I've got a stick insect that I call my bird, <br />I've got a big head and a d*ck like a maggot, <br />The rumours are true, i'm a red ravin' faggot!
My name's Luke Chadwick, I can play up front, <br />But have you ever seen a more ugly c*nt? <br />I'm riddled in acne but it might be the pox, <br />I could eat a roast dinner through my mum's letter box.
My name's Andy Cole and I came from the toon, <br />An arrogant f*cker, a typical maccaroon, <br />I've got no balls, but a 9 inch pork, <br />Which fits quite snuggly up the arse of Dwight York.
My name's Teddy but i'm hardly a bear, <br />I can swig 12 pints of lager from a dentist's chair, <br />All my team mates take it up the bottom, <br />Oh how I wish I could of stayed at Tottenham.
My name's Alec Ferguson or Sir would be nice, <br />For the last 2 years i've been shaggin' Posh Spice, <br />I'm a typical sweaty, sour faced old f*ck, but beneath this charade i'm as common' as muck. <br />I sink a few whiskey's before each game starts, just to keep me watchin' a team full of tarts. <br />If we look like we're loosin', i'll get out a few grand, and call the ref over, and give him a back hand.
So this is the end of Man U's song, unless the ref adds 5 minutes on!!!!!!!
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