past lives?

[english]

i used to be a monkey

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq8rELhUkw]YouTube - The Goodies - Funky Gibbon [totp2][/ame]

It's gibbon time

We're the Goodies
How do you do?
We've just been down to the zoo
We saw a monkey in a cage
Doing a dance
That could be the rage
It's not hard
So let's all do the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo

Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

Dogs are always howlin'
Cats are always yowlin'
But gibbons only
Like to sing and dance
Oop, oop, sh boop

You'll be like that monkey
Get a little funky
And in a while
Start to smile
Gibbon half a chance

Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo the funky gibbon

Gee, the world would be good
I ?????
Me, with just a little gibbon tea
Sha, la, la

We slap that gibbon
Oh, feel the rhythm
And you'll groove
And dance up to the planet of apes

Do, do, do the funky gibbon
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo the funky gibbon

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo the funky gibbon

Now everybody get ready
To do the funky gibbon
Drop one arms down by your knees
And the other arm
Reach up to the trees

Let your wrist go limp
Like a bent baboon
Get ready to sing
This gibbon's tune

Will you give me an ooo
(Ooo)
Will you give me another ooo
(Ooo)
And will you give me an ooo
(Ooo)
Now put 'em together
What've you got
(Ooo, ooo, ooo)

Do, do, do the funky gibbon
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo the funky gibbon

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
Ooo, ooo, ooo the funky gibbon

He promised to buy me
A bunch of blue gibbons
To tie up my bonny brown

Ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
The funky gibbon


Sing it kids!!

 

[emarald]

I believe in reincarnation and have heard of similar stories being told by very young people. I've heard wise old folks tell me that it takes a while for your old memories to go away so young children are susceptible to this type of phenomena.

reincarnation sucks

 

[Dazza]

Digi, the missus was watching a TV program about this very subject last night... Interesting stuff...

The Boy Who Lived Before | extraordinary people | five.tv

 

[v14]

We're talking reincarnation here, not miracles.

good point.
Possibly by working harder than I do I could get richer.
And possibly by getting me some some cawk surgery I may be able to make my willy bigger.
Where do you sign up for the reincarnation thing?

science or religion/superstition .

what would you bet on?

 

[Munkey]

Where do you sign up for the reincarnation thing?

Death would be a great start, just make sure that you knotch up enough karma points before you go or you could come back as this guy

 

[v14]

Death would be a great start, just make sure that you knotch up enough karma points before you go or you could come back as this guy

is karma like rep?

if so you is a comin back like that dudes thong.

that would be harsh.

 

[skybabe]

ewwww belly's gonna get you

 

[zamzing]

Knowing my luck id probably have the same life again

 

[Curly]

If the poor lads having wierd dreams about farms, I'd be worried he might have found digi's dvd collection!!
Time for a higher shelf m8

Curly

 

[skybabe]

If the poor lads having wierd dreams about farms, I'd be worried he might have found digi's dvd collection!!
Time for a higher shelf m8

Curly

Ill be braining digi if my son has been watching his funky films he once had some that were full of he shes or chicks with dicks i think the title was each to there own init

 

[nephilim37]

Ill be braining digi if my son has been watching his funky films he once had some that were full of he shes or chicks with dicks i think the title was each to there own init

:roflmao: How many teams can one person bat for??

Is there nothing Digi doesn't class as fair game?

 

[Utopie]

Who wants to come back to this shit hole... heaven sounds ace... I mean, being reborn, it's like opting for root cannal surgery without anaesthetic.

I'm very spiritual and know a lot of truths, but I am unsure about reincarnation, but fear it is probably something that happens!!! bummer....

 

[v14]

Ill be braining digi if my son has been watching his funky films he once had some that were full of he shes or chicks with dicks i think the title was each to there own init

i might have cracked the code on that.


I'll be asking digi if my son has been watching his porn films.
He once had some tranny films which were possibly called "each their own"
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my welsh is shit. so is my english.

thank fu*k for drunkenness

 

[Evastar]

I believe in reincarnation, it makes perfect sense, after all everything else gets recycled and reused, so why not us? The way i look at life is that each lifetime is like a year in school, where the soul comes to learn specific lessons, and if they don't complete them in that lifetime, has to do them again next time around.

There is a fascinating book called 'Journey of Souls' Case Studies of Life Between Lives by Michael Newton PhD, in which he uses hypnotherapy to regress people to a state between lives.

I believe that your soul is an eternal, immortal being, visualise a sunbeam and compare it to the size and power of the sun, that is what our real soul is like stepped down into a physical body so that we can learn from the experience of fourth dimensional reality. It makes sense that it would repeat this over and over again, learning new things and having new experiences each time, until we finally reach enlightenment.

Reincarnation is believed in by millions worldwide, and was written out of the bible by the Emperor Constantine because the illiterate peasantry of the time were too hard to control, and replaced with 'hellfire and brimstone' and 'fear of the devil'. Political expediency and power are what have shaped people's religious beliefs today. They are all praying to the same god, it's man's flawed interpretation of god's message that has caused the problems.

 

[allanj]

don't believe in reincarnation.....I used to do once but that was in another life.

 

[Utopie]

don't believe in reincarnation.....I used to do once but that was in another life.

Ha ha, very good...:Clap:

 

[speedy1234]

can i come back as 1 off kylie minoges* tampons plz...:Clap:

 

[Evastar]

god you remind me of charles and camilla ..... yuk

pretty short life span you'd have there mate, you'd sit on a shelf with a load of other ones for months and then when you finally get used get flushed after a few hours

 

[allanj]

I spent £100 at a reincarnation get together...I thought f..k it you only live once