'Dumb' American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’

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just come accross this story, couldn't see it being poseted before so here goes.......

McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20 were arrested by armed police in Carroll, Iowa, last Friday after witnesses reported seeing two men trying to break into an apartment with fake beards and "masks" scrawled on their faces.

Police responding to a call about the attempted burglary later pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle.

When they stopped their 1994 Buick Roadmaster, bewildered police discovered the drunk hapless pair – nicknamed “dumb and dumber” – complete with makeshift disguises.

Police issued-mugshots of the pair show the black ink scribbles on their faces, in what some commentators described as “the worst disguise ever”.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” local police chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.

"I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time.

“I've never heard of colouring your face with a permanent marker."

He added: "They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we'll go out and scare the guy or whatever.

“[They were] being dumb and combine that with alcohol and it was the perfect storm.

"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two - strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”

He had earlier told Radio Iowa: “It's a little weird.

"I've been here long enough that I've seen a lot of things, but this one's a little different compared to most ... I mean, just the face thing is what sets it apart."

The men may have been under the influence of alcohol when they devised the idea for their disguises.

"For what it's worth, it appeared they had both been drinking quite a bit and maybe weren't thinking quite rationally," Mr Cayler said.

McNelly and Miller were each later charged with attempted second-degree burglary and released on bail after appearing at Carroll County Magistrate Court on Monday.

McNelly was also charged with drunk driving.

Lawyers for the pair declined to comment.

The pair are due back in court next month.

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Dumb American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’ - Telegraph
 
Chuckle chuckle this is what happens when you marry your own sister. :Clap:

Inbreading doesn't work you only need to look at the royal family to understand that :)
 
too stupid to appear even on law and order. Im so bored here in the US, I spend my days watching law and order marathons on tv. I reckon I would be a good detective or lawyer by now.
 
this gotta ne a joke surely...cant believe they taking any of this serious...they gotta be the dumbest pair alive...maybe they just won themselfs a spot in guiness book of records.hahahaha:banana:
 
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