Do you smoke?

[BIGGY007]

at the most 10 cigs a day silk cut standard purple box

 

[jase]

60 benson and hedges between 8am and 5pm

i love to smoke them wherever non smokers are (cos theyre really ex smokers)
they crowd round , sniff the air and reminiss when they used to smoke

'aww that smells so great'
'wow - i really miss it'
'can u sell me one please mr'

whatevers left - i give to the local junior school.... save the kids loads as the teachers sell em at such a high price










sorry forgot to mention - i dont smoke - gave up 2 years ago and the above was a dream....
regards
jase

 

[Jooooles]

Only smoke after a good drink maybe 3 to 4 a night maybe 3 nights a week I used to smoke about 20 spliffs a day.

So lets just say Ive improved roud:

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Ahhh memories.

When I were a lad, I used to smoke 95 Capstan full strength each day.

The local urchins would hang around the street corners harrassing Mrs Miggins in front of her pie shop while she peddled her wares.

It was then I came upon the ingenious idea of creating a slide for the young folk to play on.

I was able to hawk a loogie of the foulest blackest tar dredged from the depths of my lungs, this enabled the young 'uns to play for hours on the strength of one well aimed throat oyster.

Oh how I miss coughing up a goodly wedge of lung butter of a morning.