Dead rat in my garden

[DiscoDV]

Whats the best way of disposing it?

Will the council pick it up?

I was hoping that a fox would come and take it roud: but its been there for two days now!!!

 

[karym6]

possibly its died from poison then?

Tell the council to be on the safe side.

 

[Dutcho]

OMG you found Rat dead in your garden ? Does him family know yet ?

 

[DiscoDV]

OMG you found Rat dead in your garden ? Does him family know yet ?

Not yet, I thought I would post here so the word would get round!!!roud:

 

[mozr]

Move the animal into the room in your house where you prepare food, and phone UB40.

They will ponder you dilemma through the medium of a pop song, and then hopefully solve your problem.

 

[daveleebond]

Move the animal into the room in your house where you prepare food, and phone UB40.

They will ponder you dilemma through the medium of a pop song, and then hopefully solve your problem.

"ders a rat in me kitchen what am i gonna do", ????

 

[PollyPhfiller]

I would cook it,then eat it myself..................

 

[daveleebond]

I you have kids of nephews, get it and give it to them as an Xmas present and just explain it's the one from the disney film 'ratatouille'.

Imagine the fun you will have on Boxing day trying to explain how the kids caught the plague

 

[Napster]

OMG you found Rat dead in your garden ? Does him family know yet ?

i think you should ring his wife m8, break the news to her



PS: your getting worse

 

[DiscoDV]

Now theres a black crow eating the RAT, im scared to see what state the dead Rat has been left in

 

[Napster]

Now theres a black crow eating the RAT, im scared to see what state the dead Rat has been left in

just get out there with plastic bag pick it up and bin it, then wash hands sorted

 

[Manse]

nip down to the local shop, buy the biggest firework rocket you can get, tape dead rat to it.......light rocket....bye bye rat:banana:

 

[gordy230]

who gives a flying f--k about a rat deid in your garden

 

[DiscoDV]

who gives a flying f--k about a rat deid in your garden

Thats a bit harsh!!

Just trying to find out the best way to dispose it!!!

 

[ice2004]

Thats a bit harsh!!

Just trying to find out the best way to dispose it!!!

Take a golf club (id say 8 or 9 iron) and hit it into ur neighbours, problem solved.

 

[digidude]

go to local garage, get a plastic glove, go back home, pick up rat, launch it as hard as you can over next doors garden, into the garden 3 or 4 doors down

theyll think its been dropped by a crow or sommat lol

sorted

 

[nara]

who gives a flying f--k about a rat deid in your garden

Strange response! :thumbdown:

 

[DiscoDV]

Im torn between the golf club or firework method roud:

 

[Baaheeduk]

I disposed of a dead mouse in my brown bin that is for garden waste. Council emptied it a couple of days later, Job done

 

[K]

Just pick it up and stop being soft.. if you ring the council they will only raise next years tax by 0.0000.001p nnext year..


Seriously though just grab a kitchen glove (rubber) and pick it up by its tail..

After all theyre only rats... without wings..