Corny 1 Liner Thread
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Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask....
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead....
If ever I am asked to provide an example of a palindrome, my stock answer is oxo.
No you tell them to get stuffed.
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him ‘Don’t be Sicily
I bet there was hundreds and thousands there too wasn't they?
There was also somebody going dressed as wine and I said they’ll need some bottle to go dressed like that.
Somebody went dressed as a pepperoni but they was just to hot to handle.
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