Corny 1 Liner Thread

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Somebody went dressed as a pepperoni but they was just to hot to handle.

I once went a fancy dress party with a dildo stuck to mi nose. When someone asked me what I had come as I said fu*ck nose

 

[Trabbs]

I went down to the Paint Store to get Thinner............It didn't work!

 

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I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when its raining in Sweden.......How am I supposed to know when its raining in Sweden?

 

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My friend said he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it!

 

[trevortron]

My friend said he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it!

It must have been a good book, he couldn't put it down.

 

[trevortron]

I just saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled space; I wonder what the driver's handicap is ....

 

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What do penguins sing when they bury their dead.
“Freeze a jolly good fellow”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow”

 

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A Clown was sacked for turning up late for his job at the Circus. He is suing for funfair dismissal.

 

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When you teach a Wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf.

 

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I forgot how to retrieve my boomerang after I'd thrown it.............then it came back to me!

 

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I bought a Thesaurus a few days ago, but when I got home and opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I was!

 

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[lcor]

Last week I lost my job as a telephone psychic.
I Just didn't see it coming.