Corny 1 Liner Thread

[dar1437]

I applied for a job at H. Samuel.
They said they'd give me a ring?
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My brother's got a job studying the Stars.
He's over the moon about it.
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I had to give up my job as a Taxi driver.
People were always talking behind my back.
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What's green and smells like paint?
Green Paint.

ffs lol

 

[nara]

Your taxi awaits. Collect your coat on the way out.

 

[trevortron]

Just landed in the UK after a long haul flight.
The crew were,super, smashing, great!
It was a Bowen 777.

 

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[trevortron]

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Now that IS cheesy!!

 

[trevortron]

Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed herbs in my eye.
Now I’m parsley sighted.

 

[trevortron]

Spare a thought for all the electricians during the lockdown who have had to self insulate.

 

[dar1437]

I once knew a lad that was addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.

(Steve Right in the afternoon lol)

 

[miggy]

Spare a thought for all the electricians during the lockdown who have had to self insulate.

Shocking

 

[ukbob]

A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.


I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Velcro—what a rip-off!

 

[avid]

Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed herbs in my eye.
Now I’m parsley sighted.

I wished I had the Thyme to cook

 

[miggy]

I wished I had the Thyme to cook

Does Rosemary know.

 

[trevortron]

The remake of 'Silence of the Lambs' is to be filmed in Glasgow. It will be called 'Shut It Ewes'.

 

[miggy]

 

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[miggy]

 

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[miggy]

I am hungry

 

[miggy]

Interesting

 

[dar1437]

I had a right go at a friend of mine for being obsessed with Cliff Richards. We don't talk anymore!