Corny 1 Liner Thread

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I applied for a job at H. Samuel.
They said they'd give me a ring?
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My brother's got a job studying the Stars.
He's over the moon about it.
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I had to give up my job as a Taxi driver.
People were always talking behind my back.
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What's green and smells like paint?
Green Paint.

ffs lol
 
A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.


I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

Velcro—what a rip-off!
 
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