Corny 1 Liner Thread

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As my wife left for the hairdressers she asked me what sort of cut would show her at her best.
Evidently, 'power cut' wasn't the right answer.

 

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I recently took up Meditation. It certainly beats sitting around doing nothing!

 

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Doesn’t really meet criteria and it’s very old but:
Patient: Doctor, I cant stop singing The green, green grass of home.
Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
Patient: Is it rare?
Doctor: It's not unusual.

 

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I told the Carpet-Layer, "I dont want the steps covered". He gave me a blank stair!

 

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Got a Bladder infection? Urine trouble!

 

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I told the Carpet-Layer, "I dont want the steps covered". He gave me a blank stair!

We pished him off I think he was called Lino Stare.

 

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Finland has closed it's borders. There will be no more crossing the finish line!

 

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two chinese men break into a distilerry
one said, hey is this whisky
the other said yeah' but not as whisky as wobbing a bank

 

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two chinese men break into a distilerry
one said, hey is this whisky
the other said yeah' but not as whisky as wobbing a bank

Wacist

 

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I'm thinking of joining a Gymn. Well at least I'm keeping mentally active!