Corny 1 Liner Thread

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A friend of mine was attacked by
String Instruments...........It was a brutal act of Violins!

 

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A musician got arrested, he struck a chord!

 

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A musician got arrested, he struck a chord!

I bought a guitar from a dodgy dealer at a car boot it was a no strings attached deal.

 

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My missus says I'm immature and that we should set aside a day so that we can talk like adults. Like thats going to happen in the middle of the conker season !!!!!

 

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I had a happy childhood! My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills! They were Goodyear’s.......

 

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I’ve been happily married for four years out of a total of 10...

 

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The Spanish King has been quarantined on his private Aircraft. This means that the reign in Spain stays mainly on the Plane!

 

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Socrates: To do is to be!

Plato: To be is to do!

Scooby: Do be do!

 

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If you could do away with coronavirus by sacrificing one celebrity, why would it be Piers Morgan?