Corny 1 Liner Thread

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I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling old aircraft.
Just need help getting it off the ground!

 

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Apparently when you donate blood it has to be your own.....

 

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I miss John Denver. He could fill out my census

 

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Getting ready for summer if we manage to get out

 

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I accidently filled the escort with diesel.................she died

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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.......
She's 21 and her name is Suzie.

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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her
"Only you. All the others kept me awake shagging all night!"


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I always worry when a woman sees me naked for the first time that she’s gonna scream and run out of the park.

 

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I took my car back to the dealer yesterday.
I said, "It won’t go past 60 up our hill."
He said, "Why do you need it to go past 60?"
I said, "I live at number 73!"