Corny 1 Liner Thread

[muskrat]

.

 

[avid]

 

[Trabbs]

I was kind today. I saw a group of Ants, ten of them, wandering around in my garden, so I made them a house from cardboard. I am now their Landlord and they are my Tenants!

 

[miggy]

 

[Trabbs]

Just been offered 8 legs of Venison for £50

Is this two deer?

 

[Trabbs]

I rarely clean my bathroom mirror....

I think this reflects very badly on me.

 

[Trabbs]

I went to the Off-Licence Store on my bike to buy a bottle of Vodka. I then thought...what if I fall off the bike on the way home and break the bottle? So I drank the contents there and then. A good decision as it turns out....because I fell off the bike 7 times on the way home!

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[dar1437]

 

[miggy]

 

[Trabbs]

I've just read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for the environment, so I thought, oh well, why not?

It's not like I'm using the roof rack for anything else!

 

[avid]

 

[miggy]

View attachment VID-20210414-WA0001.mp4

 

[miggy]

View attachment 134376

I posted it in the wrong place @gez looks much better here.

 

[silverdale]

 

[miggy]

View attachment 134409

I bet you got a buzz out of that @silverdale

 

[Trabbs]

Just witnessed a fight between bell-ringers....................It was a right old ding dong!

 

[silverdale]

 

[avid]