Corny 1 Liner Thread

I was kind today. I saw a group of Ants, ten of them, wandering around in my garden, so I made them a house from cardboard. I am now their Landlord and they are my Tenants!
 
I went to the Off-Licence Store on my bike to buy a bottle of Vodka. I then thought...what if I fall off the bike on the way home and break the bottle? So I drank the contents there and then. A good decision as it turns out....because I fell off the bike 7 times on the way home!
 
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