Corny 1 Liner Thread

[muskrat]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him. To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

 

[JonMMM]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him. To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

That one is very cheesy

 

[dar1437]

My teacher caught me doing cocaine in class.

Gave me 100 lines.

 

[miggy]

 

[IANB]

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Your yolks are getting worse

 

[avid]

Your yolks are getting worse

He will definitely say you’re eggsaggerating

 

[Trabbs]

I asked this kid in my street if he wanted my old sofa and chairs....
He told me wasn't allowed to accept suites from strangers.

 

[silverdale]

 

[silverdale]

 

[silverdale]

 

[miggy]

 

[Trabbs]

I reckon I've conquered my obsession with trees, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet....

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

Sorry lads it’s farewell.

 

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

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[avid]

 

[muskrat]

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[avid]