Corny 1 Liner Thread

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[Trabbs]

A gang of villians just found guilty of stealing a large load of elastic bands has been sent to Prison. They were all given a long stretch!

 

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[silverdale]

 

[miggy]

A gang of villians just found guilty of stealing a large load of elastic bands has been sent to Prison. They were all given a long stretch!

I believe they got let off. It was just a band on the run.

 

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The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I’d come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots...

 

[miggy]

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I’d come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots...

Looks like the nosey coonts got there before you m8.

 

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[Trabbs]

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying!!!

 

[dar1437]

Just Inherited
5000 Drawing Pins
From uncles will

Do you think I will be eligible for Inheritance (Tax)

 

[muskrat]

** Be aware **
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

 

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Carpet could do with a once over as well