A Wee Scottish Tale

chronoman

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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way !!
 

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I'm English and I think I got that....It's full of Cow's Shit and Piss?
 

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'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

Seriously, where the fook in Scotland do you need to go to hear people talking like that? :err:

Cartoonshire?

:)
 

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Balamory. ?? (tv prog) :)
 

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Thars a braw scoats accent! That's how a talk sometimes lol

Cheers
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