Heart of gold

[trevortron]

A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts,





"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee"





The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please?





The farmer replies:





" if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"

 

[snp-g]

The version I heard was that the farmer was in the Highlands and the man was from London. roud:

 

[trevortron]

The version I heard was that the farmer was in the Highlands and the man was from London. roud:

Thought this version was a vit more 'topical', will go back to the old one when we get independence roud:

 

[Rumpelstiltskin.]

Independance whilst in portugal lol
I think you got yours already.

 

[trevortron]

Independance whilst in portugal lol
I think you got yours already.

Yep, couldn't wait that long while they dither about lol!