A Wee Scottish Tale.

[RAB - P]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,

'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'


The man replies,

'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.'



The keeper replies,
















'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

 

[hamba]

LOL........:Biggrin2:

 

[countryboy]

Brilliant .

 

[geordie_guy]

Nice one m8

 

[pks00]

Ha, cracking joke!

 

[HibbyDave]

Fooking brilliant RAB....:roflmao:


:Cheers:

 

[BRIAN1956]

Ah the poor Sasanach uke:

 

[ukbob]

Hehe

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

 

[Chempoula]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahah