LOL - this post has reminded my why I use a voip adapter & number - you can change it in minutes - LOL.
As for the mobile - just get another sim card. Before hand just tell her that the sex with your new bird is great and as a bonus she doesn't have any cellulite - hehe.
Obvioulsy your ex still has feelings for you and was secretly hoping to get back with you - but now her plans are dashed because of this new chick, still why have cheese on toast every night when you can have scampi now and again?
As for the mobile - just get another sim card. Before hand just tell her that the sex with your new bird is great and as a bonus she doesn't have any cellulite - hehe.
Obvioulsy your ex still has feelings for you and was secretly hoping to get back with you - but now her plans are dashed because of this new chick, still why have cheese on toast every night when you can have scampi now and again?