What would YOU put in Room101?????

id put wee neds that wear hoodies when its boiling.....and pensioners....every pensioner should be shot at birth ! lol
 
Room 101 candidates as follows

Pikeys

people who spit when walking in the street

lazy shits who don't work and smoke joints all day

Fat people who can't figure out why the are putting on weight

Tit drivers that have the music so loud in their car even the deaf can hear em

and my final candidate

People believe that god made the universe :whistle:
 

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People that moan and give you a dig because you used CAPS !!
 
Weather forecasts.

Most of the content is about past weather across the country. If I was there, then I know what the weather did. If not there, I don't care !

It's supposed to be a forecast not a commentary. And, why do I need a radar overlay of past events ?

The forecast used to take about 30 secs, with a wall chart and was fronted by an amateur astrologer.

We now get several minutes of animated graphics, but with all the technology, why won't they admit, they've still got no bloody idea ?

"Cloudy, with sunny periods, and occasional rain" was the old cop out, little has changed, it just takes a lot longer.
 
Any news item that starts:-

"And in sport......................................":thumbdown:
 
People who say:-

"It's a big ask", ffs is that english ?

"One time" instead of once. "Two times" instead of twice. "My one", instead of mine !

Edit:- my third successive post in this thread, must be me !:)
 
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People that use caps in writing because they don't understand that it's a given they are shouting at you.....or that they think using capitlisation makes it more important or you are going to address/answer it quicker...
 
People who always want to put things in room 101

Those stupid below the bum trousers

Historians who refer to past events in the present tense

People who can't say, "I said" and use, "I was like", instead

People who don't have the sense to agree with me - but not Emarald because I need a laugh (sorry Emmy :))
 
1) "Celebrities" :Kickassro

2) Wannabee "Celebrities" :Kickassro

3) "Celebrity" Television. :Kickassro

4) "Celebrity" Magazines. :Kickassro
 
1) "Celebrities" :Kickassro

2) Wannabee "Celebrities" :Kickassro

3) "Celebrity" Television. :Kickassro

4) "Celebrity" Magazines. :Kickassro

I could comment but it's in your post...

...Happy Days, journalists have something to chase other than us ;)
 
Modern films and TV programmes with Vampires.

Aren't writers supposed to be "creative"' ffs.
 
It's called 'inspiration' as in 'I was inspired to write this script by Dracula' ;)

Moving swiftly back on topic...

1 - People who try to rubbish your argument because they don't agree but have no idea why.

2 - chilled vegetables that barely make it back to the cupboard before becoming compost.

3 - cheap pear cider...
 
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