get youre girlfirend/wife to suck on a sterident tablet whilst giving you a blow job. not only will it give her a dazling smile but would also give a newly polished shine to your bell end.
townies..whenevere you see country folk ( like damage ) driving thru town in their green landrovers. jump in their way shouting ' get orf my laaaand' then shoot their dog.
that can be changed to
jump in their way shouting ' eeer sefton....do it like the rabbits do it' then whip out youre video camera whilst the son shags the daughter.
ok...so i havent dona any in a few days...but i fell off the wagon and got totally hammered with a few friends. but when pi55ed thought of some corkers.
plant a cotton bud upright in the sand of your goldfish bowl to enable your goldfish to wipe its ar5e
experience the thrills of motorcycling in the summer by sitting in front of a hair dryer and letting your mates fire bees and flies into your face with spud guns