Today's little ditte

smokeythebear

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A new waiter in a cafe has a large trucker sit down at the counter and
order, "Three flat tyres and a couple of headlights."

Bewildered, he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook: "I think this guy's
in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!"

The cook says, "He wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny-side up."

The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.

He looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"

The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your
parts you might as well gas up."

:Cheers:
 
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