This scam email made me laugh

[hamba]

I love this one!


Dear Funds Beneficiary

I am Mrs Joan Melvin by name, a United Nations senior investigation officer. The UN Director has instructed me to investigate your inheritance contract sum of $2.5 million united states dollars that you were supposed to have received on the 15th of Nov, 2011.

The affiliated paying bank is HSBC BANK and from my findings, i was convinced that your wire transfer did not get to you due to the corrupt officers at the paying bank you were dealing with.

In fact, it was revealed that you were frustrated by the top officials of the bank, at the end you gave up.

You must get back to me immediately by completing the requested information Below:

FULL NAMES: :.........
TELEPHONE NUMBER: ....
ADDRESS: ...
AGE/SEX/OCCUPATION:......
COPY OF IDENTIFICATION: (DRIVERS LICENSE OF INT. PASSPORT)
EMAIL ADDRESS:.........

I assure you that your funds will be transferred within the next 48 hours once you show maximum co-operation with this investigation office.You can reach me through my email contact below:

Email: [email protected]

Thanks!

Mrs Joan Melvin
United Nations Investigation Office

 

[Spectre]

You must be very frustrated .

Bait it .

 

[Him Her]

Thanks for the contact - I will deffo pursue this ...

 

[buzzer]

i got this one, how low will these coonts stoop...

Good day
Private Message to you,


The lord spoke to me to share this with you. Please kindly sympathize with my current situation and assist. My name is Isabella Caromel, I escaped tsunami disaster some time ago which affected my spinal cord, my ear drum and claim my entire family, husband and two sons as we both went for holidays in Hong Kong.
Right now I am out of the hospital after spending much days, and it might be a shock to you to know that I was eventually disabled due to the catastrophe that stroke me and now I am on a wheelchair after all form of treatment. I have decided to give arms to the needing in the societies. I want this to be a legacy laid down by me on earth therefore I decided to build charity organizations for the less privilege now that my health has deteriorated so badly. I cannot do it personally due to my ailment that is while am soliciting your kind assistant to make this dream a reality through you. I have intend to donate the sum of $10.6M USD I deposited in (OVERSEA CREDIT COMMISSION) for investment abroad to help the less privileged. I need you to help me claim these funds where it was deposited to build charity organizations for the less privilege in the society.

Please I will appreciate if you indicate interest to help actualize this dream and also include your contact telephone/fax numbers that I will forward to the (COMMISSION OFFICIALS) for onward communication with you as my appointed beneficiary. I will provide you the legal documents that will enable you claim the funds.
If you are willing and ready to assist in this project, kindly get back to me without delay, while await to hear from you.

Thanks once again for your kindness may God guide and reward you in all your endeavors as you make me realize my last dreams and wishes.


Remain blessed,
Mrs. Isabella Caromel

 

[Spectre]

Thanks for the contact - I will deffo pursue this ...

Do you bait?

 

[hamba]

A part of me would like to bait it but another part - the dominant part (lazy bugger) can't be bothered.

When I get scam phone calls I always say that next time I'll lead them on but when it comes to it the lazy bugger takes over.

 

[Spectre]

A part of me would like to bait it but another part - the dominant part (lazy bugger) can't be bothered.

When I get scam phone calls I always say that next time I'll lead them on but when it comes to it the lazy bugger takes over.

I don't have a lot of spare time and find it a bit difficult to fit in. That's stuff not too elaborate too.

 

[Him Her]

Do you bait?

Yep - push the envelope a bit too far sometimes but I should be safe with a dodgy e-mail

As for how low they will stoop - there are no depths they will not plumb...

 

[Spectre]

I started a few months back, not really spent much time on it though. I've got two on the go who have been waiting patiently for their money for about two months now amidst my excuses. I think they are due another trip to MG.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin.]

From the desk of:
AL-Hassan Yazid
Contract Review Panel
Ministry of Finance
Iraq,

Dear Sir / Madam,

I am Al-Hassan Yazid of the Contract Review Panel of the Ministry of Finance, Iraq.
I am presently the Head of the contract Review Panel currently sitting in Iraq. After the demise of the Americans from Iraq,we have decided to rebuild our country. We are presently reviewing contracts done in Iraq in the past few years to know the ones that were fully executed and the ones uncompleteted during the past years that Iraq was under siege by the late Saddam Hussein and the U.S.A.

This will enable us know contractors to be paid for their various job completion and the ones to be funded to enable them conclude their contracts.

My intension of writing you this letter is to seek your permission to invite you into a deal that will mutually benefit you and I without any risk involved, knowing fully well that everything will be done in a legal manner.You and I have this once in a life time oppurtunity to share the sum of US$27Million at the ratio of 50:50.

In my capacity as the HEAD accountant of the ministry of finance Iraq, I have the ability in my capacity to obtain and endorse documents in your favor to make you a bonifide contractor due for payment for job completion in Iraq during the reign of our former President Saddam Husein.

If you know you can be my partner in this, you should send me your complete names, private email address, telephone numbers and a promise of CONFIDENTIALITY to enable us execute the deal. I assure you once more that this will be done in a legal manner and it will be treated as confidential.

You can reply to this email:

Have a great day.

Regards,

Al-Hassan Yazid.
[email protected]

 

[Him Her]

If you know you can be my partner in this, you should send me your complete names, private email address, telephone numbers and a promise of CONFIDENTIALITY to enable us execute the deal. I assure you once more that this will be done in a legal manner and it will be treated as confidential.

...to save a bit of time why not pop down to your local Western Union and send the administration fee, or nip outside and bung a couple of grand down the nearest grate!

 

[nara]

I used to get these scam emails, plus loads for Viagra and willy enlarging.

Now I get nothing, not even in my junk filter.

Are they trying to tell me something? Should I be worried? :'(

Please help.

 

[Him Her]

They've taken all your money and left you with a permanent erection that won't fit in your boxers?

 

[Rumpelstiltskin.]

I used to get these scam emails, plus loads for Viagra and willy enlarging.

Now I get nothing, not even in my junk filter.

Are they trying to tell me something? Should I be worried? :'(

Please help.

Why? Have you stopped sending them then?

 

[D 8 RCS]

I used to get these scam emails, plus loads for Viagra and willy enlarging.

Now I get nothing, not even in my junk filter.

Are they trying to tell me something? Should I be worried? :'(

Please help.

Sorry to tell you this Nara, but I am afraid you are beyond the help of Viagra or willy enlargers. I can only suggest trying a sink plunger.

 

[hamba]

I'm only a year younger than Nara and I still get those emails.

Not that I have any need for those products. (I think my wife would agree)

 

[little_pob]

Why? Have you stopped sending them then?

Guybrush?

 

[Rumpelstiltskin.]

I'm only a year younger than Nara and I still get those emails.

Not that I have any need for those products. (I think my wife would agree)

Not strictly true:fishpair::fishpair: