Wiz
Senior Member +
Two married friends are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's butt and say, How about a blow job?... and she's always
sound asleep." :Jester:
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's butt and say, How about a blow job?... and she's always
sound asleep." :Jester:
