Deusevil
Inactive User
Hello all,
Here we go .......
Popped to see My famiely as we live upteen miles away and I hardly ever see My Nephew. Well We went to the Westfields Shopping Center and as a treat payed for Lunch etc.
Well Thinking it'll be nice to get some photo's of My nephew I got My satio out and took a picture with a shot of My Daughter, Nephew and Brother.
Well the next thing I know is the world went dark and a voice from no where
Said " May I please warn you that taking a picture in a public area is a criminal offence!"
Well only being 5' 6" tall turned round to see I was surrounded by some huge gorilla looking security staff and that smell of shit has probly came out of My arse.
But being a no nonsence guy I calmly said " When was it made Illegal? "
To which the response was " Listern shorty! " , " We didn't ask for any cheek, So be a good little boy and put your phone away. Otherwise it will be confiscated."
Well as all vertically challenged short tempered people know ! That is not the way to speak to anyone, Let alone to someone who is short. Then patronising Me infront of My Daughter and Nephew.
If it wasn't for the fact I didn't want to more than likely end up sharing a hostpital ward with some banana smuggling apes, Also upsetting My Daughter.
I said " Firstly MR Steriods 2010, I'm not a Boy, and certainly no a good one. I'm an Mature Adult out with My Famiely. Secondly what are camras on a phone for? I'm sure it's not to an add-on that should never be used. Thirdly were are the signs that say " No photography to be taken in this building" ?
Also lastly but not least...... Who the **** are you to interupt a famiely gathering with your little buddy's to come and intimidate someone while theres children about? "
I then was told that Taking picture's is Illegal for obvious reasons! On which I asked " What are they?", The response was ......" Its obvious ".
Now I may sound like I'm being thick but what is obvious for one person is hidden away for another.
I understand the whole PC Brigade that this country has become. But for **** sake I was taking pictures of My famiely. It's not like I'm an al qaedan doing re-con to blow the place up. I know I have a Tan ..... But that just takes the biscuit.
My brother just grabbed Me and said "Come on! Lets go!" " I persumed there jelouse that the can't get a girl pregnant due to the steriods there taking."
Which made Me chuckle.
But there was no need for them to speak to me the way they did.
So I thought I'll set My prioties out and Message this rant before I send Westfield an snotty letter.
Sorry If I'm just rabbiting on.
Deus
P.S Also My bloody Tomatoes looked like they had died due to the heat. Stupid weatherman. He said Its going to rain hence not watering them this Morning. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Here we go .......
Popped to see My famiely as we live upteen miles away and I hardly ever see My Nephew. Well We went to the Westfields Shopping Center and as a treat payed for Lunch etc.
Well Thinking it'll be nice to get some photo's of My nephew I got My satio out and took a picture with a shot of My Daughter, Nephew and Brother.
Well the next thing I know is the world went dark and a voice from no where
Said " May I please warn you that taking a picture in a public area is a criminal offence!"
Well only being 5' 6" tall turned round to see I was surrounded by some huge gorilla looking security staff and that smell of shit has probly came out of My arse.
But being a no nonsence guy I calmly said " When was it made Illegal? "
To which the response was " Listern shorty! " , " We didn't ask for any cheek, So be a good little boy and put your phone away. Otherwise it will be confiscated."
Well as all vertically challenged short tempered people know ! That is not the way to speak to anyone, Let alone to someone who is short. Then patronising Me infront of My Daughter and Nephew.
If it wasn't for the fact I didn't want to more than likely end up sharing a hostpital ward with some banana smuggling apes, Also upsetting My Daughter.
I said " Firstly MR Steriods 2010, I'm not a Boy, and certainly no a good one. I'm an Mature Adult out with My Famiely. Secondly what are camras on a phone for? I'm sure it's not to an add-on that should never be used. Thirdly were are the signs that say " No photography to be taken in this building" ?
Also lastly but not least...... Who the **** are you to interupt a famiely gathering with your little buddy's to come and intimidate someone while theres children about? "
I then was told that Taking picture's is Illegal for obvious reasons! On which I asked " What are they?", The response was ......" Its obvious ".
Now I may sound like I'm being thick but what is obvious for one person is hidden away for another.
I understand the whole PC Brigade that this country has become. But for **** sake I was taking pictures of My famiely. It's not like I'm an al qaedan doing re-con to blow the place up. I know I have a Tan ..... But that just takes the biscuit.
My brother just grabbed Me and said "Come on! Lets go!" " I persumed there jelouse that the can't get a girl pregnant due to the steriods there taking."
Which made Me chuckle.
But there was no need for them to speak to me the way they did.
So I thought I'll set My prioties out and Message this rant before I send Westfield an snotty letter.
Sorry If I'm just rabbiting on.
Deus
P.S Also My bloody Tomatoes looked like they had died due to the heat. Stupid weatherman. He said Its going to rain hence not watering them this Morning. Grrrrrrrrrrr
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