- Nov 13, 2005
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Superman is bored one night."WHO CAN I GO AND VISIT?" He thinks. So he flies over to batman's house and knocks on the door.Batman opens it." DO YOU FANCY A BEER?" Superman asks." SORRY MATE I'M FIXING THE BAT BIKE," Says Batman " FAIR ENOUGH, " says superman and with that he thinks that spiderman might be up for a night out." SORRY SUPERMAN BUT THE WEB SHOOTERS NEED FIXING," Spiderman replies.Superman says o.k.Then it hits superman that catwoman is home. So he flies over to her house and lands on her balcony and uses his X RAY VISION to see if she's in. He has a quick look round and sees her lying doggy style on the bed naked and writhing in ecstasy. He thinks that he can dash in,bang her and whip out. He just does that, shooting his load and then flying off. As he's flying home feeling happy with himself catwoman screams out, " WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" THE INVISIBLE MAN says, " **** KNOWS, BUT MY ASS IS SORE."