bash213001
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A man & a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... Him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*cking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... Him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*cking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
