A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.
At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married'
'Wow!.................That's a great idea', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own ****in' blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.
The End
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.
At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married'
'Wow!.................That's a great idea', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own ****in' blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.
The End
