stewartthemole
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A man & woman who had never met found themselves having to share a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man was on the top bunk & she was in the lower.
During the night the man woke & asked "sorry 2 bother u but would u reach into the closet 2 get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
"I've a better idea" she replied, "why don't we pretend we're married?"
"wow wot a great idea!" he said.
"good" she replied, "now get your own fucking blanket u lazy bastard!"
The man was on the top bunk & she was in the lower.
During the night the man woke & asked "sorry 2 bother u but would u reach into the closet 2 get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
"I've a better idea" she replied, "why don't we pretend we're married?"
"wow wot a great idea!" he said.
"good" she replied, "now get your own fucking blanket u lazy bastard!"
