I had to go to the GP yesterday and having stripped off the doc remarked that my genitalia bore a remarkable resemblance to a saxophone.
I explained that this is a family trait and that we all have 'bits' shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "Well, in 27 years as a GP I've never seen anything like it. Having said that, I do recall seeing a woman a couple of years ago with a fanny that looked like a mouth organ...."
"Ah" I said, "That'll be Our Monica".
I explained that this is a family trait and that we all have 'bits' shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "Well, in 27 years as a GP I've never seen anything like it. Having said that, I do recall seeing a woman a couple of years ago with a fanny that looked like a mouth organ...."
"Ah" I said, "That'll be Our Monica".