Saxophone & mouth organ

[trevortron]

I had to go to the GP yesterday and having stripped off the doc remarked that my genitalia bore a remarkable resemblance to a saxophone.
I explained that this is a family trait and that we all have 'bits' shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "Well, in 27 years as a GP I've never seen anything like it. Having said that, I do recall seeing a woman a couple of years ago with a fanny that looked like a mouth organ...."
"Ah" I said, "That'll be Our Monica".

 

[miggy]

I used to have trumpet lessons so I could learn how to blow my own.

 

[nara]

I used to have trumpet lessons so I could learn how to blow my own.

Boasting again miggy?

 

[miggy]

Boasting again miggy?

 

[IANB]

No wonder your backs fecked @miggy

 

[avid]

I used to have trumpet lessons so I could learn how to blow my own.

Are sure it wasn’t piccolo lessons

 

[miggy]

Are sure it wasn’t piccolo lessons

Nah m8, you are getting me mixed up with our @HibbyDave fella.

 

[nara]

Nah m8, you are getting me mixed up with our @HibbyDave fella.

So much for my bagpipes theory.

 

[avid]

So much for my bagpipes theory.

He would have some bawbag on him

 

[miggy]

He would have some bawbag on him

He keeps them in his sporran.