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> After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
> how's everything going?" inquired God.
>
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
> are breathtaking; the smells, the sights---everything is wonderful. But I
> have just this one problem. It's these three breasts that you have given
> me.
>
> The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
> them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes.
> They're a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that many
> other
> parts of her body such as her limbs, eyes, and ears came in pairs, and
she
> felt that having only two breasts might leave her body "symmetrically
> balanced" as she put it.
>
> "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this,
> you
>
> know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
> half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
> away."
>
> God reached down, removed the middle breast, and tossed it into the
> bushes.
>
> Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the Garden. "Well,
> Eve, how's my favorite creation now?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one over-sight on your part. You
> see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has
> her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
> create
> a man from a part of you.....now let's see, where did I put that useless
> boob?"
>
> Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that business about the rib?
>
> how's everything going?" inquired God.
>
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
> are breathtaking; the smells, the sights---everything is wonderful. But I
> have just this one problem. It's these three breasts that you have given
> me.
>
> The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
> them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes.
> They're a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that many
> other
> parts of her body such as her limbs, eyes, and ears came in pairs, and
she
> felt that having only two breasts might leave her body "symmetrically
> balanced" as she put it.
>
> "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this,
> you
>
> know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
> half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
> away."
>
> God reached down, removed the middle breast, and tossed it into the
> bushes.
>
> Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the Garden. "Well,
> Eve, how's my favorite creation now?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one over-sight on your part. You
> see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has
> her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
> create
> a man from a part of you.....now let's see, where did I put that useless
> boob?"
>
> Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that business about the rib?
>
