Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be releasedfirst.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04.People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pensionplans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in nomatter who walks into
the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finallybeginning to pay
off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologiststhan the national
weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends becausethey can't
remember them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down tomanageable size.
19.You can't remember who posted this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for yourconvenience.
And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pilland a laxative
on the same night.
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be releasedfirst.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04.People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pensionplans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in nomatter who walks into
the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finallybeginning to pay
off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologiststhan the national
weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends becausethey can't
remember them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down tomanageable size.
19.You can't remember who posted this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for yourconvenience.
And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pilland a laxative
on the same night.
