Little Johnny walks in on his mum & dad having sex. "What are you doing" he asks. "We're making you a baby brother or sister" his dad replied. To which Johnny answered "Aww, do her doggy-style,
There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
trying to think of all 256 colours in original ms windows, been running it through my head for ages but then heard the song "i believe in a thing called love " and now..