Reluctant hero Paul Scholes could join a select band to make 600 appearances for Manchester United on Wednesday night - with Sir Alex Ferguson claiming he has never had a single enquiry for the midfield maestro.
Only Bill Foulkes, Sir Bobby Charlton and Ryan Giggs have played more often for the Red Devils than Scholes, who made his debut as a 19-year-old against Port Vale in 1994.
Since then, Scholes has made an art form of avoiding publicity. There will be no fanfare to mark his latest milestone, or even his retirement should it come, as predicted, in the summer of 2010.
On Sunday at Wembley no-one even bothered to ask the former England star whether he would stop to offer his observations on the FA Cup semi-final defeat to Everton.
The waiting journalists knew what the answer would be, just as Ferguson feels potential suitors knew what response they would get should they have ever asked Scholes to join them.
"Funnily enough we have never had one enquiry for Paul Scholes," said Ferguson. "You know why? Because they all know he will never leave.
"Maybe he has had private situations where people have begged him to join them because that is how it happens with agents phoning up and all that nonsense.
"But they all know he wouldn't leave here."
It can be quite amusing to watch Scholes in action. Showered, dressed and out of the dressing room while most of his team-mates are still digesting their latest battle, the 34-year-old prefers life at home with his three children to any of the glamour and glitz of the Premier League.
If anyone else had called time on his England career at 29, still in his prime with loads to offer, a reason other than not wanting to be away from home would be presumed. Not Scholes, who finished with 66 caps, a ridiculously small number for a player of such talent.
Quite possibly Scholes was the outstanding English player of his generation.
"At United, you can go back to the Best, Law and Charlton era," said Ferguson. "Before that you have Duncan Edwards.
"You are talking a wide panorama of players. But in my time he would be in the top six or seven without a doubt.
"His contribution and quality have been great, even without the fantastic goals he has scored.
"When he came on against Everton on Sunday, his first touch was better than anyone else's had been in the whole previous hour.
"He has that wonderful velvet touch on the ball. When he gets it, it goes stone dead. It is wonderful to see that amidst all the mayhem that can happen in a football match."
Had Scholes not suffered the type of serious injuries Giggs never has, including an eye problem which kept him out for half a season in 2006 and threatened his career, he might well have been challenging the Welshman's United appearance record of 798.
He could never get close to the number of interviews though.
Of that famed class of 92 from which Scholes emerged, Giggs slots in alongside former team-mate Phil Neville in carrying out media duties in a polite manner, interesting and fun, without courting too much controversy.
Gary Neville tends to be a bit more blunt. David Beckham is obviously happy with the attention, Nicky Butt far, far less so.
Scholes, well he is something else entirely. A footballer who does not seem to like football very much.
"I know where he is coming from there," said Ferguson. "It is agony trying to get him to press conferences or do anything for UEFA games.
"I made him captain once. He didn't like it. There is no chance having it again.
"These days, on the press side of things some do it grudgingly and can cope with it. Others enjoy it and are very professional about it.
"But quite a few don't enjoy it at all. They just see themselves as footballers. When they have finished training they like to be back home."
so i cant get involved with the whole Berbatov debate.. but i was surprised he played.. i thought we would be out injured..
