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Your team is in shambles with the exception of Torres and Reina you lot are fooked. Gerrard the foookin knob is past it and Mascherano looks half the player he was about 14 months ago.

Alot of you want the Spanish maestro out but do you honestly think a player like Torres will stay when you lot do get rid of Lafa?

Without Torres you will be lucky to finish 7th top 4 forget that!

langland and you were saying we would struggle without Ronaldo and Tevez?

Well we did a hell of alot better then you lotwewill in all likely hood have dropped 1 position from last year after losing the services of the Worlds best footballer not bad that considering we were not even given a chance of top 4 by some plonker!

You lot sold Alonso and you have dropped to 7th in the league :proud: and you say you never over achieved last year pmsl
Your a club in decline next season we will be back better, stronger and hungrier and we will win that 19th league title before you lot even get close to it!!!

19th next year and the 3 legends to retire you heard it here first!
 
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Nani121 said:
Your team is in shambles with the exception of Torres and Reina you lot are fooked. Gerrard the foookin knob is past it and Mascherano looks half the player he was about 14 months ago.

Alot of you want the Spanish maestro out but do you honestly think a player like Torres will stay when you lot do get rid of Lafa?

Without Torres you will be lucky to finish 7th top 4 forget that!

langland and you were saying we would struggle without Ronaldo and Tevez?

Well we did a hell of alot better then you lotwewill in all likely hood have dropped 1 position from last year after losing the services of the Worlds best footballer not bad that considering we were not even given a chance of top 4 by some plonker!

You lot sold Alonso and you have dropped to 7th in the league :proud:

Your a club in decline next season we will be back better, stronger and hungrier and we will win that 19th league title before you lot even get close to it!!!

19th next year and the 3 legends to retire you heard it here first!
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Nani me ald san cant ya convert this inta the ald cockney slang so a mickey mouser can understand it
 
gasman said:
Nani me ald san cant ya convert this inta the ald cockney slang so a mickey mouser can understand it
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this any good lol

Yer team is in shambles wi' de exception o' terrres and reina yous lot ay fewked. gerrard de fewokin knob is past it and mascherano lewks 'alf de player 'e wuz about 14 munths ago. alot o' yous want de spanish maestro out but do yous 'onestly think a player like terrres wul stay whun yous lot do get rid o' lafa? without terrres yous wul be jammy ter finish 7th terp 4 forget dat!

langland and yous wuz say'n we would struggle without ronaldo and tevez? well we did a 'ell o' alot scutty dun yous lotwewill in all ikey 'ewd 'uv dropped 1 position from last year afti los'n de services o' de worlds beesknees fewtballer not bad dat consider'n we wuz not evun givun a chance o' terp 4 by some berk! yer lot sold alonso and yous 'uv dropped ter 7th in de league and yous say yous na over achieved last year pmsl

yo a club in decline next season we wul be back scutty, stronger and 'ungrier and we wul win dat 19th league title before yous lot evun get close ter it!!! 19th next year and de 3 legends ter retire yous 'eard it e'yer fairst!
 
Nani121 said:
this any good lol

Yer team is in shambles wi' de exception o' terrres and reina yous lot ay fewked. gerrard de fewokin knob is past it and mascherano lewks 'alf de player 'e wuz about 14 munths ago. alot o' yous want de spanish maestro out but do yous 'onestly think a player like terrres wul stay whun yous lot do get rid o' lafa? without terrres yous wul be jammy ter finish 7th terp 4 forget dat!

langland and yous wuz say'n we would struggle without ronaldo and tevez? well we did a 'ell o' alot scutty dun yous lotwewill in all ikey 'ewd 'uv dropped 1 position from last year afti los'n de services o' de worlds beesknees fewtballer not bad dat consider'n we wuz not evun givun a chance o' terp 4 by some berk! yer lot sold alonso and yous 'uv dropped ter 7th in de league and yous say yous na over achieved last year pmsl


yo a club in decline next season we wul be back scutty, stronger and 'ungrier and we wul win dat 19th league title before yous lot evun get close ter it!!! 19th next year and de 3 legends ter retire yous 'eard it e'yer fairst!
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ye ye that or this lmao

Lor' luv a duck! Yaaahr team is in shambles wiv da excepshun ov Torres an' Reina you hoppin' pot are fooked. Gerrard da foookin billy bob is past i' an' Mascherano looks 'alf da player 'e was abaaaht 1Roarf months ago.

Ahoppin' pot ov you wan' da Spanish maestro aaaht but do you 'onestly think a player like Torres'll stay when you hoppin' pot do get rid ov Lafa?

Withaaaht Torres you'll be lucky ter finish 7f flaaahr pot Roarf forget that!

langland an' you was sayin' we would struggle wivaaaht Ronaldo an' Tevez?

Well we did a 'ell ov ahoppin' pot be'er then you hoppin' potwewill in all likely 'ood 'ave dropped 1 posishun from last year after losin' da services ov da Worlds best footballer not bad what considerin' we was not even given a snipe ov flaaahr pot Roarf by some plonker!

You hoppin' pot sold Alonso an' you 'ave dropped ter 7f in da league

Yaaahr a club in decline next season we'll be cilla black be'er, stronger an' 'ungrier an' we'll win what 19f league title befawer you hoppin' pot even get close ter it!!!

19f next year an' da Carpet legends ter retire you 'eard i' 'ere first! Know what I mean?
 
Nani121 said:
this any good lol

Yer team is in shambles wi' de exception o' terrres and reina yous lot ay fewked. gerrard de fewokin knob is past it and mascherano lewks 'alf de player 'e wuz about 14 munths ago. alot o' yous want de spanish maestro out but do yous 'onestly think a player like terrres wul stay whun yous lot do get rid o' lafa? without terrres yous wul be jammy ter finish 7th terp 4 forget dat!

langland and yous wuz say'n we would struggle without ronaldo and tevez? well we did a 'ell o' alot scutty dun yous lotwewill in all ikey 'ewd 'uv dropped 1 position from last year afti los'n de services o' de worlds beesknees fewtballer not bad dat consider'n we wuz not evun givun a chance o' terp 4 by some berk! yer lot sold alonso and yous 'uv dropped ter 7th in de league and yous say yous na over achieved last year pmsl

yo a club in decline next season we wul be back scutty, stronger and 'ungrier and we wul win dat 19th league title before yous lot evun get close ter it!!! 19th next year and de 3 legends ter retire yous 'eard it e'yer fairst!
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:roflmao: where the fook does ur cockney come from lol
 
davidh said:
but u did struggle
u where just lucky that everybody else struggled as well
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lucky yeah alot of them teams were lucky twice robbed against the rewnt boys we were Drogba just a country mile offiside at OT. At Chelsea Rooney ruled offside when he was clearly wasn't then rent boys score from a free kick that never was!

Injuries to the best central defensive pairing in the league! Keeper out for long periods. If anyone was lucky it was all those opponents we played without our starting players and the refs who heavily favoured the rent boys!

As for you lot you made your own luck with senerito Benitez
 
davidh said:
but u did struggle
u where just lucky that everybody else struggled as well
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yeh we did struggle but won a trophy and we've still clocked up 82 points with 1 game left & still in with a slim chance of winning the title... we win the last game and we're only 5 points short of last seasons total. may not be good enough to win the league and coming 2nd will be a failure as it always is at Old Trafford...... there are some other places where coming 2nd is like actually winning the league ;) but its not a bad points total considering we lost the world's best player and a top player in carlos tevez.

whereas you lot................................ well :roflmao:
 
davidh said:
since when did messi play for u???
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typical foookin scouser response init

Ronaldo was the better player just because injuries and a shit team haven't given him the chance to showcase his talent in the champions league doesn't mean Messi is the better player at the moment yes but in the World Cup we will see who is the better player! Where was the great Messi against Inter???

I am not saying he isn't a class act but Ronaldo is ahead.

Messi was awesome against a manager whose philosophy is Hello kids, goodbye superstars! Entertain and pretend, but don't ever win anything. You don't have enough muscles to lift a single trophy. It's too heavy, anyway.
 
davidh said:
since when did messi play for u???
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dont be so pathetic! ronaldo was world player of the year at the time we sold him and this season as mentioned if it wasnt for injuries which forced him to miss 12 consecutive games he would blown messi to shreds! yet he has still managed 29 goals in his 1st season with the pressure of his price-tag in a team full of randomers who are still trying to gel as a unit!
 
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Nani121 said:
lucky yeah alot of them teams were lucky twice robbed against the rewnt boys we were Drogba just a country mile offiside at OT. At Chelsea Rooney ruled offside when he was clearly wasn't then rent boys score from a free kick that never was!

Injuries to the best central defensive pairing in the league! Keeper out for long periods. If anyone was lucky it was all those opponents we played without our starting players and the refs who heavily favoured the rent boys!

As for you lot you made your own luck with senerito Benitez
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Pass me a fookin voliin you big cry baby
 
gerrard was confused which team he played for





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